There is nothing with being petty
Oh Noes..Not like this….This dont sound good at all.…..So sad
How is it 2016 and we still have people smelling like the essence of ass? I just don’t understand. Take damn shower and USE A DAMN WASH CLOTH (If you’re classy like me use a loofer). Whhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyy are people still washing with a bar soap? Sticking a whole bar of soap between the crack of your ass and through lips of the vagina. Not washing behind the ears. Disgusting. And pleeeeease do not try to mask your funk with perfume/body spray/cologne. All you doing is making matters worst. Just take a damn shower. In process of taking a shower, learn how to clean your body properly. For my fat family, wash under every fold and every breast. We choose not to have a smooth body, so we need to clean them crevasses.
This rant is brought to you by some stank guy who stood in line in front of me. His smell was so bad I wanted to vomit. I told him he smelled like convention ass. Not verbally but through my facial expression.
I can’t do funk. So please take a shower and wash your ass.
Black children can’t even be a kids. Makes me sad they have to grow up so fast.
You ever look at a granny and be like “DAAAMMMMMMMMMMMN!!!!!!!!!! I’ll drink your bath water”. These grannies (milfs too) be sooo looking delicious. Be making me question my morals. Like I shouldn’t be having these sexual thoughts somebody grandmother. Meryl Streep, Chaka Khan and Helen Mirren are just . I’d stiff arm Jesus for a chance to rub bengay on their joints .
It should be a law to watch this movie at least twice in your lifetime. “Imma catch me a nice, pretty young bitch” is easily of one of the best lines in cinema history. Other great quotable produce by this movie includes: “Pussy gon’ sell when cotton and corn won’t.” “My name is Rosebudd […]
I can never understand why having sex with a little person or a bbw is consider a fetish .
For those who do not know Wesley Pipes is a pornstar. He is also the top 5 most entertaining people alive. The stuff he be saying soooo ignorant and obscene that you can’t help be laugh and be happy. Some of his quotes includes (if you a wholesome person stop here):
- Murals – Lupe Fiasco
My favorite song of all time. Nuff said.
- Play No Games – Big Sean ft. Chris Brown, Ty Dolla $ign
Song smooth ass hell.
- Middle – DJ Snake ft. Bipolar Sunshine
Every time I hear this song I think of the video with Lexy Panterra, which I love for obvious reason.
- Lights – Boyce Avenue Cover
Love This Cover. Millions times better than original version.
- We Good – Fabolous ft. Rich Homie Quan
All the good times come rushing to my head every time this song is played.
- Here – Alessia Cara
Speak to my introvert nature. I value two things in life: my loneliness and my friends/family.
- Nakamarra -Hiatus Kaiyote
Favorite new band.
- Street – Jamie Woon
He is a fucking BEAST.
- Glory to the Lord – King Los ft. R.Kelly
My Jesus Walks.
- Vampires – Lazyboy Empire
LOOOOOVE THIS SONG!
- Call It Off – Shamir
If this song don’t make you sing and dance we will NEVER be friends. NEVER.
- Do It – Tuxedo
Just dance and be happy.
- Lay Down – Son Little
Second only to Jamie Woon. Son Little is a beast.
- Playing Favorites – Skyzoo
Why am I just hearing about him? Quickly becoming my favorite rap artist.
- Greek Tragedy (Oliver Nelson Remix) – The Wombats
*Austin Powers Voice* Grooovey Baby!
- Alright – Kendrick Lamar
When ever I am down I just throw on this song and smile.
- Gun & Rose – Baccano Opening Theme
Dem Horns and Trumpets!!!
- Tears Dry On Their Own – Amy Winehouse
Died too soon…my favorite female jazz singer.
It is 2016 and we still do not have a National Pussy Eating Day? Why!?!?